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Reason 47562 I hate help…

Reason 47562 I hate help…

Two weeks ago: “Oh my God!” I exclaimed as I grabbed my head in my hands. “I have so much to do and I don’t even know where to start.” I started to nervously rattle off my to-do list to my annoyingly calm husband. “Why don’t you give me some stuff to do? I can help you, you know.” I rolled my eyes. “Like with what?” “For starters, why don’t you show me how to submit insurance claims? I’ll handle…

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Comings and goings…

Comings and goings…

It’s been a while since I have blogged. Really blogged.  I am having withdrawal. I miss it.  I miss reading. I miss writing and commenting. I am going to catch up. I swear. I have to. It’s been a crazy few month. Well, it has been a crazy year, and I am still recovering from it. Slowly. Moving, renovating a house, working full-time, having to republish two books, working on audiobooks, finish writing my third book were the big ticket items…

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Third Degree

Third Degree

“Hi, I’d like to make an appointment for a mammography.” “Okay. What is your last name?” “Grossman.” “Your first?” “Hilary.” “Address?” “Well I recently moved. I’m not sure if the new address or the old one is in the system. My new address is X” “No. That’s not what I have.” “Okay. What about Y?” “Yes. Okay. Give me a minute.” Waiting, waiting, waiting. “And the referring doctor?” “Dr. Supercalafragic” (not his real name, but just as hard to spell.)…

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Last minute

Last minute

What happens when an entire family meets in Florida for a family wedding and it’s cold outside? The women go shopping of course. “If I didn’t have a dress to wear tonight,” I said to my mother, “I’d buy this one in a second.” I placed the silver dress I spotted as soon as I walked into Black and White Market against my chest. She eyed it and smiled, “Try it on,” she urged. My sister-in-law added, “That dress is…

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