HELP (that is a four letter word)
It’s me, LUCY (another four letters)
My parents are being very MEAN (four letters)
And they are acting quite DUMB (another four letters)
Do you know what they had the GALL (yep, four letters) to do?
They put me on a DIET (the worst four letters of them all)
Seriously???? They said my belly was HUGE (four letters)? Does it look HUGE to you?
Mommy weighed me and apparently the numbers were too HIGH (isn’t high scores good)?
So now I am starving to death… It is HELL (four letters)
Diets are for the birds, and I am a cat. I want to eat the birds…
So as I am wasting away my crazy mommy is giving out cat and dog treats to my friends. The winners are…. Stephanie Grant (for dogs) and Beth Ann Chiles (for cats)